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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Lunch Break Ass Probe Courtesy of SexyCock

Today, during lunch, I log on to Seals and decide to play a few hands.  The only full-ring game going on in my buy-in range is the .01 / .02 no-rake micro.  I buy in for the full 4 chips, thinking playing a few hands in this shit-show is better than spending 30 minutes reading incomprehensible posts on RTP or the comments from Ray ("John Doe") on TBC's blog, which, for the record, have been scientifically proven to actually lower your IQ.  Seriously.  It happens, folks.

First hand played after limping the blinds:

AK off (both black).

Raise to .08.  Two callers, one of whom is a gentlemen who goes by the moniker, "SexyCock."  No doubt a high-power executive in some high rise office in one of this country's power centers who, like me, is just trying to grind some hands during lunch. 

Flop:  J(h) 5(d) K(h).

Pot: (.44)  SexyCock checks, I bet .30  SexyCock quickly calls.  Other player folds.

Turn: 2(s)

Pot (1.04).   SexyCock check calls .7.  

River A(h).

Pot (2.44).  SexyCock jams for 7+

Was he drawing?  Could be.  But, he could also be one of the many idiots who do incomprehensible things during games of this level.  I find it sort of hard to fold to this bet, given what I've seen players turn over in these spots in the past.  I call with my top 2, and SexyCock turns over a dirty QT.  Well, played, sir. 

I rebuy for 4.  Three hands later I open UTG to .10 with KK.  Two callers and the button raises to .5.  I re-raise to 2.5.  One caller calls all-in for his last 1.5, and button shoves.  I put in the other .5.  As expected:  my KK, callers TT, button's AA.  And a set of TTT takes the main pot, while button takes the side.

5 minutes, two hands, two buy-ins lost.  Fun lunch. 





 

25 comments:

  1. Ha - I'd match my ass probe with yours today. You are the fortunate one.

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    1. Yeah. Not gonna argue that one with ya!

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    2. using the whole fist there ,doc??????

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  2. the title to this post was very deceiving. LOL.

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    1. so SEXYCOCK isnt david wright's username on POF.com

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    2. I'm not familiar with POF.com. IS that some sort of fantasy baseball site?

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    3. LOL. P3 make a funny. u got the fantasy part ,right.also, only 30 minutes 4lunch. that sounds like a Mcds kind of lunch. u cant cook a Kobe steak burger in that little amount of time

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    1. SO IS BASEBALL, LOL. u still in colorado,sir???????????

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    1. Ehh. Honestly, I can't complaint. Actually, I DO complaint; but only when i run bad! I've actually tripled my account over the past 6 months or so. So I won't complaint.

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    2. Wow. That might be my worst internet comment ever. And, can you tell I was drafting a "complaint" this afternoon . . . that's some subliminal sh*t right there!

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