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Friday, August 29, 2014

Friday Night - TBC Venetian Invitational

Attention all Vegas area poker players:  Tonight.  Friday.  The 29th day of Augustus. The year 2014 of our Lord and Savior, Jesus (pronounced hay-zues) Christ.  It is hereby proclaimed that on this evening, to be held at the Venetian poker room, Paradise, Nevada, shall be the first annual Tony Bigcharles Invitational $1/2 no limit poker game.  There will be poker bloggers.  There will be poker.  There will be booze.  There will be a special performance from the Blue Man Group (ok, one of these things may not be true).  This is really happening.  If interested, inquire herein for further details.

P.S.  Tony has specifically requested that the mysterious Alysia Chang appear.

PPS.  Tony has specifically requested that "poker kat" not appear, for fear he may kill Tony.

PPPS.  I have personally assured Tony that he will not be physically harmed during this event.  Don't make me look bad or I will be pissed.

-P3

40 comments:

  1. Like opening day in baseball, will there be a ceremonial throwing of the First Glass (or stapler or whatever is handy)? Are there any bag men to go along with The Bag Lady? Are any of dem good machines nearby? Is there a complimentary mashed potato buffet? Will the famous Sockroll be on display? So many questions...

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    1. rumor has it Ronald McDonald will b there and mayb the Cow from Chick fil A

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    1. Now if you could only promise complimentary entertainment from low-heel wearing hookers who kiss on the lips, I'd make a special trip all the way from London just to be there.

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  3. I suggest that you should check out the Venetian poker room, then before I know it, you're one of the minds behind the TBC Invitational - that's why you're James Bond I guess... :)

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  4. Sounds like great fun. I would love to be there.

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  5. Friday night is normally my Blood Bowl night over at Empire Games down near Rainbow and Hacienda. And if I'm so inclined after my little painted ratmen or painted lizardmen miniatures are beaten up and/or victorious, I end up at the nearby Orleans for some Omaha 8/B; if I'm feeling really crappy, I'll just go home and cry myself to sleep.

    Is there a particular time that this event will take place? And how do we know that TBC will NOT a tiny little note on his blog that he's actually at home fast asleep like he was two nights ago when we waited for Vince at MGM?

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    1. Now if you can create a 4/8 Mixed Games table with Razzdugi, Badacey, bad deucey and 2-7 triple draw with this group of individuals, I could be persuaded. I know all the dealers at the V can handle dealing this game.

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    2. Alysia....Tony will be there. If he flakes out, he has to know that no one will ever, EVER set anything up for him like this ever again.

      Are you on Twitter? I will post updates there, but I guess i can also post updates to this thread too.

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    3. Don't they spread a Mixed Game at the V? But personally, if I have to suffer through another mixed game of games I don't understand, I will stab myself in the eye.

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    4. But these are AWESOME. Especially Razzdugi. Think of every shitty hand you ever had playing 7 card stud! Then think of it in different suits! No limit is so..."please stab me in the eye with a turkey baster filled with TBC's love juice!"

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    5. OMG, Alysia......I just threw up on my laptop.

      But I think Tony now wants to marry you.

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    6. does AC partake in the Mary Jane???

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  6. Since I have difficulty responding to threads from my iPhone, perhaps Rob will be so kind as to spread updates on twitter or whatever the kids are following these days.

    P.S. What's a mix game?

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    1. Those are poker games that they make up as they go along. You think you have the nut low and then it turns out that Ace is high and that game and you've bupkis. They are fun to play for pennies but if there is real money involved, you will lose your sockroll.

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    2. http://learn.pokernews.com/news/2014/04/learn-badeucy-badacey-and-more-and-play-dealer-s-choice-3839.htm I'm just wondering why poker at all? Why can't we ride the High Roller (meet at the entrance at midnight) or go bowling??? I mean I ran a wicked bluff on Rob and now I can't play against him.

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    3. bcuz AC stuPID UNGER is a degen gambloooooor.he has no other pastime

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    4. Odds of a TBC/Alysia hookup before the night is over?

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    5. @lightning SAME ODDS as if P3/David Wright do.

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    6. Alysia, this is an event in honor of Tony, and he wants to play poker. Bowling? I haven't been able to do that in years due to a bad back.

      And come on, surely you are a poker player of honor and will give me a chance to get my revenge....and yourself a chance to get more of my money.

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    7. Rob, normally I'm a sporting individual and would give you ample opportunities to win your money back...but this...THIS is far more interesting than poker. I think about what an affront TBC is to women and minorities and all the insulting things he has said about me in the past...

      It's much better to keep him guessing rather than actually show up, n'est-ce pas? You may proceed to place your bets on whether I will show up or not. It's not a done deal. I just question if the game will still be going at midnight when and if I do make my entrance.

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    8. Ohhhhhh!!!! TBC got zinged by AC.Anger likie!

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  7. If TBC is so hot to meet me, he needs to put some skin in the game. Seriously. I'm not going to just show up because he wants to know if I'm real. I will be down over at Sky Zone between 2 and 3 today (http://www.skyzone.com/lasvegas). If he wants to show up and jump around on a trampoline and have a conversation, fine. He needs to make some kind of effort to get out of his comfort zone to show he's got some kind of sincerity going on. And if he's asleep? Tough toenails, dawg.

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    1. trampoline with that rack???? SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! selfies??

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    2. This is about the time when Rob generally shows up. "Did I hear someone say rack?"

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  8. vince says he can be there about 9pm at the poker game. i tried to convince him to come sooner, but he says 8 to 9pm

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    1. THANK THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P3 cant avoid Vince now

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    2. anger....there's still time for you to fly here from Colorado to make it tonite and try to get some of Tony's money. And besides, I'm sure you're so high you don't even need a plane to do it.

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    3. true LOL. but going to Este Park this weekend with FWB

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  9. I have Blood Bowl from 6pm to midnight. Will swing by after if I'm not tired. Best I can do; sorry, it's a league.

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    1. @ lightning odds r getting worse. LOL. @rOB'S nemesis dont forget the bag

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  10. By the way, here's an interesting quandary: What if Alysia Chang and Poker Kat are the same person?

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    1. No. Like the Strawberry Girl and the Banana Split Lady.

      Someone tweet the table number at the V please. I don't harm dumb animals.

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  11. Can you post pone this until October 19 please?
    Koala

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  12. i am thinking 200k views by the time the counselor leaves Sin City

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  13. We are all at table 8. Fun times.

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