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Monday, September 22, 2014

Patroling the Landscape

It's Monday.  I had kind of a rough weekend.  So, no better way to start the work-week than a 5:00 am alarm and an early trip to the office.  For lunch, I had a spinach salad with balsamic dressing.  Then, keeping the good times rolling, I went for an early afternoon appointment with the dermatologist for a yearly "mole patrol."  As part of the fun, the doc inspected my balls for moles while a hot assistant watched and took notes.  Not humiliating in the least. 

So, how's your day going? 

17 comments:

  1. SWEETi won 50 dollars on a lotto tix,Sonic has 1/2 off vanilla waffle ice cream cones,got some sour diesel in morning,Greeley Oktobrewfest is this weekend(yoga pants/milfs/co-eds/hippy stoners),Rockstar is on sale 3/$4 at local store,weed is this legal,and my name isnt tony. SOOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!! p.s hopefully the Hot assistant was female??

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    1. She was.

      Only bright side to my last 3 days - spent an hour at the Horseshoe Saturday afternoon watching the A&M game before the O's game . . . Played some sweet, sweet DDB Devils Game. Dealt: 5 A A A A. Yep. Held the aces and redraw . . . DUECE! A sweet $500 bucks. Cashed out and went to the Diamond Lounge for adult beverage.

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    2. SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! did u take yr friend to the Horseshoe too like a good host??? LOL how was fanduel,counselor??? i need Bennett for the Bears to get like 4TDs and 100 yards ,so lets just say i will b drowning my sorrows in waffle cones and weed. LOL. WElcome to the Terrordome.

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    3. Went 2-1 on college. Currently cashing only 1-4 NFL. I tinkered too much yesterday morning and screwed myself. Also, Johnson and Nelson sucked this week, which did not help. I too need a big game from Marshall and Bennett and I may be able to go .500 for the week.

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    4. i had riley cooper( memo to self NO HONKIES 4 WRs unless exPATS),needed Megatron AND rEGGIE wAYNE to do better. 1st world stoner blues.Mary Jane helps with picking games .players not so much LOL.mayb I NEED to try shrooms????????

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  2. come on Bennett .one more TD And like a 100 yd game.#rainingpennies

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  3. Did you nod to your doctor's assistant and ask if she saw anything she liked?

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    1. yeah his wallet. BUT then she saw the keys to the G and said WTF???? I kid ,counselor. i dont even have a car.i just drive my roomies

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    2. also,AC about the birdhouse??? the Tard cant assemble a fan ,soooooooo a birdhouse is like asking Stephen Hawking to do the Dougie.

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  4. How wrong can someone go with some glue and wood? It's not mashing buttons...making things with your hands is good for your spirit- it gets you back in touch with your humanity, you connection to the world in a meaningful way. Besides TBC can't blow himself up if he messes up.

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    1. madam, the tard cant even clean a microwave,ok. glue and wood?? he would glue the wood to his hands and then blame U for not being able to donk poker/machines and say u owned him 17/hr.the only connection,he wants is a chick to kiss him and feed into his delusions.

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    2. TBC should make a little birdhouse in his soul.

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  5. I felt pity for you at "I had a spinach salad..." :(

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    1. Yeah. I've gotten a bit lax on my diet lately. Need to refocus on eating healthy. Not everyone can survive on canned food and McDonalds . . .

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    2. true, u need weed,mtn dew,and sriracha sauce too. so,what is on the agenda today?? prostate exam?? spinal tap?? trip to home depot?? working on decriminialization of ganja in maryland?? repeal the hi-cap magazine law?? look for loopholes for companies to not paid taxes??

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  6. also draftkings has a freeroll 4 there Million dollar maker on twitter. i know it is chickfeed to RICH MOFOs like u But to the Dollar Tree shopping,pink slime eating peeps like me. it is some serious green.LOL.

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